ALWAYS READ THE LABEL

Drugs, drugs and more drugs,

boiling milk in pyrex jugs.

Prioderm for itchy bugs

and cotton buds for dirty lugs.

 

Swallow hole or rub it in,

spray it lightly, spread it thin.

Do just what it says on the tin

and wash it down with a double gin!

 

 

Written by Darren Scanlon, September 2009

©2015 Darren Scanlon. All rights reserved.

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