Drugs, drugs and more drugs,
boiling milk in pyrex jugs.
Prioderm for itchy bugs
and cotton buds for dirty lugs.
Swallow hole or rub it in,
spray it lightly, spread it thin.
Do just what it says on the tin
and wash it down with a double gin!
Written by Darren Scanlon, September 2009
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